Quite possibly THE dumbest Subaru owner, ever.

My close friends and good customers of mine know that I tend to complain a lot about Subaru owners. Yes yes, we're all part of the wonderful Subaru community (and I really do mean that without any sarcasm), but every now and then, we'll get a e-thug or just a completely unreasonable Subaru owner that manages to piss everyone off. Anyway, on ClubWRX Off-Topic, I came across a thread that definitely takes the cake thus far for being completely and utterly stupid. Here is a link to the thread, but if you're not a registered member of ClubWRX, you can't see it:

http://www.clubwrx.net/forums/off-topic/134307300-moderators-admins.html

For those of you who aren't registered, I'll break down what transpires. The original post:

need my account banned. 04Adrenaline is also viaburn26 and C89ZX7R. thank you.

When asked why, he posts this:

sorry just so emotionally distressed right now due to the fact of a accidental felony charge i got the other morning so now i'm going around deleteing all my crap.

Which of course spurs the question:

how does one get an accidental felony charge?

After some investigating by my astute ClubWRX colleagues, we track down the guy's local forum, which leads to this link:

http://www.wric.com/Global/story.asp?s=9374230

That's right...his "accidental felony" was for trying to extort money from a grocery store chain! Best quote from the article from the police spokesperson:

"He didn't mention a specific dollar amount, he just said make me an offer type of thing, so they made him an offer, and he showed up and we arrested him."

HAHAHAHAHA! Words cannot describe how ridiculous this situation is, and how incredibly short-sighted this person is. What could he have possibly been thinking? This is probably the most epic fail I've read about in recent memory.